DEMO-TIME DOLLARS $• OPINIONS ARE CHEAP. CAPITAL ALLOCATION IS FOREVER.• WANIWANI.AI SERIES 🐉• FAKE VALUATION ↑ 420%• NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. NOT REAL MONEY.• FOR HEXA INSIDERS ONLY 🤫• DEMO-TIME DOLLARS $• OPINIONS ARE CHEAP. CAPITAL ALLOCATION IS FOREVER.• WANIWANI.AI SERIES 🐉• FAKE VALUATION ↑ 420%• NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. NOT REAL MONEY.• FOR HEXA INSIDERS ONLY 🤫•
WaniWani.ai × Demo Time
● Allocation window: OPEN
WaniWani.ai · Seed-ish · Round 🐉

Invest your worthless millions. Win priceless glory.

You've got a pile of Demo-Time Dollars burning a hole in your imaginary pocket. We've got the hottest fictional cap table in the building. Allocate now, mint your raffle ticket, and pray to the dragon.

Live valuation$1,000,000,000
Today▲ 0.00%
Believers onboarded1,337

The Allocation Desk

Slide in how much you'd invest, drop your email, and we'll get back to you. Your raffle ticket prints on the spot.

$250,000 → 250 raffle entries · implied stake 0.034250%
$0$500K🐉 $1M

Pop in a real-ish email so an associate can reach you 🤝

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No money will move. We'll get back to you. Your ticket prints instantly.

✦ Allocation received · we'll be in touch 🤫 ✦

Congratulations, you're a stakeholder*

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The Prize Pool

Odds of winning: non-zero · in spirit

Grand Prize · 1 winner
A WaniWani t-shirt 👕
Real cotton. Real dragon. The single most valuable thing on this entire cap table.
Runner-up · 2 winners
A WaniWani cap 🧢
Placed upon your head by the founder's own hand. Instant credibility, zero dilution.
Consolation · 3 winners
A beer 🍺
On us. Allocate, win, cheers. Opinions are cheap; this round is cheaper.